What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.